Three women, one German, one Japanese and a hillbilly, were sitting naked

in a sauna.

 Suddenly there was a beeping sound.  The German woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped.  The others looked at her questioningly.   “That was my pager,” she said. “I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.”


A few minutes later a phone rang.  The Japanese woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained, “That was my mobile phone.  I have a microchip in my hand.”

The hillbilly woman felt decidedly low-tech.  Not to be out done, she decided she had to do something just as impressive.  She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom.  She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her behind.  The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.

The hillbilly woman finally said, “Well, will you look at that….I’m getting a fax!”

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